- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

A Sloth runs...

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Water? I hardly know her.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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