There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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hi mom

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Women.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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