- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

You and your parents are going to die today

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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