How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Anti Joke

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