What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

its snowing on mount fuji

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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