- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

sorry got to poo

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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