- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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