- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

I pooped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

in soviet russia, cow milks you

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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