What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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