You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Fat people

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Why did the book disappear?

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

PEANIS!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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