Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AIDS

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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whoa there

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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