whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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HEY!

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What's big and white?

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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