- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Hello, nice to meet you.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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