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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Joke.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Your sex life.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Do you know the muffin man? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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