- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Civil Rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Cheese stick

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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