- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

knock, knock. come in.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Dusters blow stuff.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

This is not a joke

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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