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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.