Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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bees knees

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Anti Joke

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