- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

I had sex with my mother in law

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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