Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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That's what SHE said!

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Jimmy Saville

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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