More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Help I'm being raped!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

I like touching my boobs

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Yes

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

There's a car about to hit me.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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