- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

I am on a escalator.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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