Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Yes.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Yes!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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