What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What black and has children A black man

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

my name is Jacob sartorious

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Abortion

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

you

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

I am a joke. I am funny.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Nah

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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