- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Womens rights !

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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