How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

i am and me is i

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

AIDS

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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