- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Women's rights

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Cheese stick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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