- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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