- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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