A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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