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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

hey justin

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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