Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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a horse nibbled a baby

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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