- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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