- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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