a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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TELL

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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obama's promises

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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knock knock no ones home

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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