- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

i love to lick...

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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