Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

i am and me is i

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Justin Bieber

The black man leaves the strip club.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

canadians

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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