What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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There's my tractor.

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nickel back

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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