- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Butt poop.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

12 in general

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

I have aids

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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