- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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