There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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