- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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