- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

whats 69+2? 71

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

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