Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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