In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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