- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did the man without a tongue say...

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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