What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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penis

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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