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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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