whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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racism...deal with it!

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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