- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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