Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

I was born.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Top Gear USA

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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