What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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How old are you? 20

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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a man said hi.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Church.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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