What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's 9+10? 19

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

How do you spell eight? 8

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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