- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

There's a car about to hit me.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Knock Knock Come in.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

I was Born ready I was born naked.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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