- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

"knock knock" "Come in"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Nickelback

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

squirrels with massive bonerss

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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