- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

why is my phone broken i dropped it

its all aodhan

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

a fish swimming in the water swims

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

you...

a man said hi.

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